- Hitting things with wood-sticks. „Professionally“.
- I had to see a doctor, because I hit myself in the eye. Twice. That's how good I am.
- Recovering R’n’R-Dancer in the streets, gnome bard in the sheets.
- Worlds worst amateur Hamburg tour guide.
- I like unnecessary complicated music.
- Proud owner of Germanys loudest heating installation.
- Faking playing instruments, like all the time.
- I don’t know nothing about Taiko.