- Hitting things with wood-sticks. „Professionally“.

- I had to see a doctor, because I hit myself in the eye. Twice. That's how good I am.

- Recovering R’n’R-Dancer in the streets, gnome bard in the sheets.

- Worlds worst amateur Hamburg tour guide.

- I like unnecessary complicated music.

- Proud owner of Germanys loudest heating installation.

- Faking playing instruments, like all the time.

- I don’t know nothing about Taiko.